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13 names i wouldnt ever consider
gladys
ignatius
agatha
don
darla
pat
mohammed
agnes
justice
drake
montana
titania
moses

12 glorious nuggets of nostalgia
-having a really expensive buffet with just my dad in hong kong when my sister was violently ill.
-taking a dump in a rockpool when i couldnt find a toilet at the beach. (i was 8)
-CLAG
-bursting into tears both times i watched fox and the hound
-eating krispy kreme for breakfast with my host family in california
-falling into the lake when i tried too hard to feed the ducks
-watching tv with coco slumped in my lap
-winning an art competition at my local library and getting a photo in the local leader, pot belly and all
-waking up early to watch cheez tv
-enjoying our pet budgie henry for a single day, it had enough of life and flew into a window and knocked itself out.
-celebrating new years in venice by watching the fireworks and drinking lots of pricey bottled water.
-learning about "putih" the duck and what was "di bawah" (under) the desk in y7 indo from a guy who had the shakes.

11 foodstuffs to include to my last supper
chicken parma
yum cha
dumplings
peking duck
viet noodles
sticky rice roll/balls
in'n out double double
grill'd chips
lamb roast
kfc
oreo & crunchy peanut butter sandwiches

10 delightful beverages
lemon lime n bitters
corona
chocolate milk
a strong skinny latte from degraves espresso bar
pipsqueak cider
orangina
straight baileys
mango tango non-alcoholic champagne
earl grey
the cocktails at der raum

9 occupations that dont suit me
plumber
gynaecologist
taxation officer
obstetrician
lawyer
jewellery salesman
panel beater
woman
missionary

8 people that just shouldnt
kylie kwong
bindi irwin
matthew mcconaughey
jason coleman
natalie bassingthwaite
jennifer hawkins
fred phelps
keira knightley

7 things that id never spend money on
crocs
o magazine
polar fleece
meggings
vertical blinds
furniture store art
non-alcoholic beer

6 things that WILL be put in my future apartment/house/loft
akari lamps
a red aarnio ball chair
vintage posters
a huge schwanky espresso machine
many scandinavian artefacts
epic wallpaper

5 foodstuffs that ive eaten which you might not have
giraffe
kudu
antelope
sea urchin
spam

4 things to buy with kevin rudd's money
brogues
jb-hifi orgasm
retrostar sale
a hot meal

3 overseas places i desperately want to visit
iceland
scandinavia
holland

2 areas that need improvement
time management
thighs

1 thing i want more than anything else
(an educated guess for this one)
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